In bed with Eva Green and my wife walks in and shoots my ass
Wordly Andre
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HOW do you invision the day of your death...
by zeroday ini'm a truck driver and thus in one of the highest casulity profession and also ride a motorcycle...will my death be by motor vehicle or natural causes...i wonder sometimes...the moment of death what will it be like...
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Just because you can find it in your size....
by Wordly Andre inyesterday, i was in court and was sitting in the front row going through my paperwork waiting to see if the defendant will show, i look across the walk way and there is a very large latina girl sitting directly across from me.
she was wearing a short little black dress that had a slit all the way up to ass cheek, her boobs were nearly popping out, her little black dress shoes looked as if she was baking bread in them.
now don't get me wrong i have nothing against full figured girls, however there are limits, i mean did she not know that when she sat down her dress went up over her ass?
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Wordly Andre
Flying High, oh yes she did, probably worse, did I mention that her dress didn't cover her ass when she sat down? Come on no one wants to see that
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JW Mom killed in house
by Wordly Andre inhttp://www.pe.com/localnews/murrieta/stories/pe_news_local_s_sdead29.4016de2.html
murrieta - a 40-year-old mother of two was killed in her murrieta home monday morning, authorities said.
coroner's officials identified the woman as isabelle jarka.
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Wordly Andre
MJARKA, I will PM you
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JW Mom killed in house
by Wordly Andre inhttp://www.pe.com/localnews/murrieta/stories/pe_news_local_s_sdead29.4016de2.html
murrieta - a 40-year-old mother of two was killed in her murrieta home monday morning, authorities said.
coroner's officials identified the woman as isabelle jarka.
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Wordly Andre
The husband was detained over night and released the next morning, we hear he is the prime suspect
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Just because you can find it in your size....
by Wordly Andre inyesterday, i was in court and was sitting in the front row going through my paperwork waiting to see if the defendant will show, i look across the walk way and there is a very large latina girl sitting directly across from me.
she was wearing a short little black dress that had a slit all the way up to ass cheek, her boobs were nearly popping out, her little black dress shoes looked as if she was baking bread in them.
now don't get me wrong i have nothing against full figured girls, however there are limits, i mean did she not know that when she sat down her dress went up over her ass?
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Wordly Andre
where they American Me, extras?
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Just because you can find it in your size....
by Wordly Andre inyesterday, i was in court and was sitting in the front row going through my paperwork waiting to see if the defendant will show, i look across the walk way and there is a very large latina girl sitting directly across from me.
she was wearing a short little black dress that had a slit all the way up to ass cheek, her boobs were nearly popping out, her little black dress shoes looked as if she was baking bread in them.
now don't get me wrong i have nothing against full figured girls, however there are limits, i mean did she not know that when she sat down her dress went up over her ass?
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Wordly Andre
Oh yeah Momz, she had big hair too.
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Armageddon Postponed
by VoidEater in...apparently armageddon is not expected before january 2009. otherwise, there'd be no need to plan the change in the bible study so far in advance.
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Wordly Andre
Reminds me of a sign that is at my local bar "Free Beer Tomorrow"
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Just because you can find it in your size....
by Wordly Andre inyesterday, i was in court and was sitting in the front row going through my paperwork waiting to see if the defendant will show, i look across the walk way and there is a very large latina girl sitting directly across from me.
she was wearing a short little black dress that had a slit all the way up to ass cheek, her boobs were nearly popping out, her little black dress shoes looked as if she was baking bread in them.
now don't get me wrong i have nothing against full figured girls, however there are limits, i mean did she not know that when she sat down her dress went up over her ass?
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Wordly Andre
Yesterday, I was in court and was sitting in the front row going through my paperwork waiting to see if the defendant will show, I look across the walk way and there is a very large Latina girl sitting directly across from me. She was wearing a short little black dress that had a slit all the way up to ass cheek, her boobs were nearly popping out, her little black dress shoes looked as if she was baking bread in them. Now don't get me wrong I have nothing against full figured girls, however there are limits, I mean did she not know that when she sat down her dress went up over her ass? it was like a flesh avalanche, there were dimples on the side of her ass. I'm never really shocked at how people come to court but this was horrible, and what is up with eye liner around the lips instead of wearing lipstick. She caught me looking at her and smiled at me oh man I wish I had a camera. Do any of you know my pain? My poor freaking eyes
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Q: What happens when you block my driveway?
by Elsewhere ina: i block your car.. today i was out and about enjoying a rare day off work.
all was well and i was feeling good and having a good time... then i came home and found this grey honda parked in my driveway blocking me from parking in my garage (the one i pay $70 a month for).
ok, if asshole wants to block me, i'll block asshole.
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Wordly Andre
in my area the tow company always comes out like an hour later, sucks
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Q: What happens when you block my driveway?
by Elsewhere ina: i block your car.. today i was out and about enjoying a rare day off work.
all was well and i was feeling good and having a good time... then i came home and found this grey honda parked in my driveway blocking me from parking in my garage (the one i pay $70 a month for).
ok, if asshole wants to block me, i'll block asshole.
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Wordly Andre
there is a guy who doesn't really park in front of my garage but just back enough to piss me off, I park both cars in my garage and he has too much shit in his so he has to park out in the street but likes to park in the firelane in front of my place so he can unload his shit, I left a note on his car, he stopped for a while but started back up again. He is the only one who does that in my complex he was yelling at the security saying that he's lived here for 10 years and has always parked his car there, ITS A FIRE LANE ASSHOLE